W: Hey M, your laptop is Vista or not?
M: What? What Vista? ...My laptop is Acer!
W: ................................
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M: Hey where you live?
Me: Ang Mo Kio lor.
M: Is AMK near Pasir Ris??
Me: >.<
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(Over sms)
Me: Want go swim later?
J: Going sch leh!
Me: Dun go la, go swim laa
J: Come find me then we go jog then have dinner =))
Me: Dunwann i want get a tan
J: U can run topless
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Fren: Did you have a girlfriend before?
Me: Nope
Fren: ...Not in JC?
Me: Nope
Fren: Not in secondary school?
Me: (getting sad) Nope
Fren: ......
Fren: ...What have you been doing all these while??
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My tuition kid said:
"If I get good grades and my father want to get something for me, I want something that does not waste current and hurt my eyes (e.g. PSP, etc) I want a bike!"
He also said:
"My father and mother love soccer..."
"Really?" I asked, picturing the couple playing soccer with the kid.
"... I am the soccer ball." The kid said.
I patted him on his back sympathetically.
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Me buying fried kway teow from the auntie:
"Auntie, gimme 3 packets of fried kway teow for $1-- I mean, 1 packet of fried kway teow for $3!!!!"
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biN! you veri funny lehhhh :P