I received an e-mail days ago. Here's an abstract:
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS(and men who may appreciate good humor)
I cannot imagine if a man ask a girl not to be shy, and to "go ahead, ask me out." That really deserves a snappy comment from the girl.
But other than that, wow, these retorts are real "daggers in the heart". A compliment like "Your face must turn a few heads" certainly don't deserve a "Yours must turn a few stomachs". I mean come on!
That's the thing. It's only a thin fine line between a lady and and old hag.
I often see a lady in this picture, and have a hard time seeing an aged woman. What does it says about me? And what do you see in it? |
